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Evidence locker

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Side B · Live take

It goes like this.

(real studio chat. names changed.)

You

roast my bf tom. lives on the playstation. chores untouched. needs to sting.

Shade

say less. pulling threads on his whole vibe.

Writing bars
Draft · v1
shade · lyricsverse 1 / 3
  • There's a stack of dishes tall as my patience by the sink,
  • Trash bag by the door — been there since Thursday, I think.
  • You said "I'll take it out in ten" and honey, I believed you,
  • But Fortnite had a different plan and ten turned into evening.
...
Shade

draft's hot. want me to build the music? same vibe, harder snare.

You

yes. no mercy.

Track · ready
One Sec Babe cover art▸ play

ONE SEC BABE

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Real talk

Roast. Don't ruin.

three rules. one shot.

Studio rules

side b · /001

  1. 01for laughs · not lawsuits
  2. 02for the friend who'd laugh hardest
  3. 03be petty · not cruel

stay petty. stay funny.

Liner notes

Before the booth.

six questions. straight answers.

Side A

the booth · faq

Side B

the receipts · faq

still got questions? you're stalling.

Bonus track

outro · /001

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